I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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