If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
