508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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