question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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