I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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