there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
