I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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