We're facebook friends in real life
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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