My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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