Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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