I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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