It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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