i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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