I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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