Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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