My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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