But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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