god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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