He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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