You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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