doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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