this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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