Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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