I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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