I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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