YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
