the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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