writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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