found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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