After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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