i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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