Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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