508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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