People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I love you. Go after that dick
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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