I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
