It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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