Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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