didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
