This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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