So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's always time for handjobs
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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