Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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