This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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