no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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