dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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