But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
