we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If I die, sorry about rent.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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