all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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