yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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