so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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