He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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